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Exclusively a sexytimes account. If it ever became relevant, I'm a 6'6" 240lb dude with long hair and a beard. Think actual viking, more than "guy pretending to be a viking with dice and miniatures" (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!). I love women of all sizes, shapes, and colors. Except for bitches on who one can see the ribcage when her arms are at her sides. Fuck that shit. The most attractive thing on a woman? Her face. Seriously, face is everything. Then ass. Lots and lots of ass. I've got time for breasts as well. Not to pretend like I'm too good to fuck a dude. Any port in a storm, I just don't find them aesthetically interesting (modulo the penis).

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    skritin:

    Will post very little in the next few days, so enjoy some ass.

    xx

  5. myfavoritenakedgirls:

Her hips, her thighs, her nipples. And then, her knickers. She is a gift.
Talking Heads:
The world moves on a womans hips
The world moves and it swivels and bops
The world moves on a womans hips
The world moves and it bounces and hops

    myfavoritenakedgirls:

    Her hips, her thighs, her nipples. And then, her knickers. She is a gift.

    Talking Heads:

    The world moves on a womans hips

    The world moves and it swivels and bops

    The world moves on a womans hips

    The world moves and it bounces and hops

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  6. I don’t say this lightly, but this girl is pretty much perfect. I don’t say this lightly, but this girl is pretty much perfect.
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    I don’t say this lightly, but this girl is pretty much perfect.

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  9. housewifeswag:

    thighearmuffs:

    housewifeswag:

    have some taylor photo vom on your dash. 

    i’m such a whore. the lighting is awkward in this. sorry i’m not sorry. 

    bewbs.

    oh hey me on my dash. 

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